|darc| wrote:Well it looks like Cheatah isn't the only one who has had this problem.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-an ... s-fail-sex

Hot pics.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

I hated those things. Why would I want to listen to a clip of a song?

She needs my shrooms.

Specially Cork wrote:

Wagh wrote:That's China oppressing your computer but not the iPad. Jon Ive and Xi Jin Ping blow each at night over this.

MY COMPUTER IS A MAC

Now what Columbo?

Now hang your head in shame.

I've worked for 2 companies that closed down, thus ending my employment. It sucks the big one.

Eviltaco64X wrote:I am the Atkins

Fried chicken and watermelon.

I installed the |darc| Map Pack once but all it did was show me where to find expired mail-in rebate coupons for bulk purchases of roofies Is there an updated one? I need fresh coupons to buy them in bulk. PS: You don't need roofies to have sex with me. Just reply to my daily Craigslist posting and...

mariobro wrote:Schweddy Balls?

Only on days ending with the letter y.

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace a...

Smiley wrote:Perhaps try lube next time. Or a consenting adult.

Where's the fun in that?

I hate you all.

What you didn't know is, Smiley works in the shipping department of Amazon.com

Don't feel Blue The outrage is enough to make anyone Red Don't Yellow out on the Green Or you may never break through the Grey And see the ultra-Violets that the world has to offer Do the right thing, and buy some color in volume From the Blacks down the street Rest assured, the Whites of your eyes...

Imagine being a woman. Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina. Imagine having sex. Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you. Imagine that man is Cheetah. Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection. Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sli...

Yes.... You "found" a nickel, which just happened to be in the pocket of the two dollar whore that you pointed your spray-painted plastic toy gun at.



It was a good day for Eviltaco64X.

It is being reported in the media that I let darc sleep with me, and that he would make me a DCEmu forum Moderator.

Please ignore these allegations, as they are simply not true.





























































He lied and I am still a regular user.

Chocolate Salty Balls. Just put 'em in your mouth...

Eviltaco64X wrote:

Specially Cork wrote:I hate it when bands sell out. If I loved music enough to have my own band, write my own material, and perform live shows extensively, I'd definitely say "no" to somebody offering to pay me a salary to do it.

Sent from my iPhone

FTFY

LMAO.

Eviltaco64X wrote:People knock Phil Collins 24/7 but Easy Lover is a damn good song.

Can a mod please lock this thread before a Phil Collins discussion ensues? Please and thanks.

Eviltaco64X wrote:Except for when I'm asserting that I don't give a damn

Take some of these: