How do you pick up women?
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How do you pick up women?
1. Be yourself (Aaaahahahahaha!).
2. Go with the "I'm the CEO of a major multi-national corpo..."
3. I'm dying of ...
4. What will you do for $*** baby?
5. Other (Please specify).
2. Go with the "I'm the CEO of a major multi-national corpo..."
3. I'm dying of ...
4. What will you do for $*** baby?
5. Other (Please specify).
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Re: How do you pick up women?
Hi, I have a Dreamcast and I run homebrew on it. Sounds extremely sexy to me.
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Re: How do you pick up women?
The key is to put it all in your groin and your back.Take your legs totally out of the equation. Lift with your lower back in a jerking, twisting motion
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Re: How do you pick up women?
You need to talk about the dreamcast like Maturion mentioned. The key thing you want to do is prove to her that the dreamcast was a better system than the ps2 when it comes to power. Then, you talk about how it managed to be #1 in the ps1/n64 generation and #1 in the ps2/xbox/gamecube generation. Pretty impressive to manage all those feats. I think it is fair to say that it is also #2 this console generation what with its strong library still being updated at about 1.2 games per year. That might seem low, but when the games are so good you don't need that many.
Trust me... this shit works every time. By the time I'm going over how the dreamcast was #1 last generation she is already blowing me and txting her hot friend to prep her asshole for us. I think it really impresses the ladies and not to mention they get impressed when my penis is inside one of their buttholes. They actually get so impressed that while I'm doing that one will suck my penis as it slides in and out of her friends butthole. I think they do that to help the lubrication or something. If I want to help them climax early I just start talking about how awesome sonic adventure 2 was and how much superior it was graphically to the fagcube version. Lots of people don't know, but it actually took 5 years to port sa2 to the cube because of how shit it was. Its really sad that even with all that work they still had to down sample all the textures and cut the polygons in half. The dreamcast is just that powerful ladies.
Trust me... this shit works every time. By the time I'm going over how the dreamcast was #1 last generation she is already blowing me and txting her hot friend to prep her asshole for us. I think it really impresses the ladies and not to mention they get impressed when my penis is inside one of their buttholes. They actually get so impressed that while I'm doing that one will suck my penis as it slides in and out of her friends butthole. I think they do that to help the lubrication or something. If I want to help them climax early I just start talking about how awesome sonic adventure 2 was and how much superior it was graphically to the fagcube version. Lots of people don't know, but it actually took 5 years to port sa2 to the cube because of how shit it was. Its really sad that even with all that work they still had to down sample all the textures and cut the polygons in half. The dreamcast is just that powerful ladies.
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Re: How do you pick up women?
I bend my knees, stick my dick in their ass, then straighten my knees and walk around.
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Re: How do you pick up women?
Dating sims don't count...Smiley wrote:I turn my swagger on. I can usually get about 50 womans numbers just walking from the parking lot of any store to the front.
...and neither does using hacks in dating sim.
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